囧，冯小刚也来凑热闹？
看来囧这个词太热了，写在鞋上鞋就卖脱销， 连正在忙活今年贺岁大片的冯导也想铲一脚进来，要搞囧视频海选；要求参赛者拍摄并上传最能体现冯式风格的囧片；不过个人认为：囧确实是冯氏关注小人物命运的电影风格的最佳阐述，代表了隐藏在冯氏电影调侃与温情背后的理想主义 ；
囧这个字今年很火，不过国内能把囧的精神体现得淋漓尽致者，还无出冯导之左右。
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《手机》： 你开会呢吧？对。说话不方便吧？啊。那我说你听。行。我想你了。噢。你想我了吗？啊。昨天你真坏。嗨。你亲我一下。不敢吧？那我亲你一下。听见了吗？听见了。
精成了人尖儿的严守一被一小手机给囧了两次
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《没完没了》： “OK,OK,OK!”
憨厚的傅彪剪了个小方头，硬是把鲁莽匪气的阮大伟演得超囧无比。
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《天下无贼》：“IP，IC，IQ卡，统统交给我！”
范兄弟一出，葛大爷的戏也得给你抢喽！囧是囧了点，你敢讲自己全剧笑得最开心的地方不是看见他？
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《不见不散》：“这是喜马拉雅山，这是尼泊尔，这是青藏高原。由于印度洋暖湿气流的影响，尼泊尔王国温暖湿润，四季如春，而山的北麓由于寒冷则终年积雪，如果沿着山腰打开一条通路，将湿气引到山的这一边来，那中国的青藏高原该会变成多少鱼米之乡啊！”
忽悠之王刘元说出了世上最具智慧的囧言！李四光老先生在世也得囧上一把！
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《大腕》：“一定得选最好的黄金地带，雇法国设计师，建就得建最高档次的公寓，电梯直接入户，不行最少也得四千平米。什么宽带呀，光缆啊呀，卫星啊呀，能给他接的全给他按上。楼上有花园，楼里有游泳池，楼里站一英国管家，戴一假发，特绅士的那种。业主一进门甭管有事没事都得跟人家说："May I help you sir？”一口地道的英国伦敦腔，倍有面子！社区里再建一所贵族学校，教材用哈佛儿，一年光学费就得几万美金。再建一所美国诊所，二十四小时候诊。就是一个字：贵！看感冒就得花个万八千的。周围邻居不是开宝马就是开奔驰，你要是开一日本车，你都不好意思跟人家打招呼……你说这样的公寓一平米得卖多少钱？二千美金？那是成本！四千美金起。你别嫌贵，还不打折。你得研究业主的购物心理，愿意掏二千美金买房的业主，根本不在乎再多掏二千。什么叫成功人士，你知道吗？成功人士就是买什么东西，都买最贵的，不买最好的！所以，我们做地产的口号就是：不求最好，但求最贵！”
神经病患者的经典囧言被智慧的群众们写出了n个版本，让我们操着京片儿抱着不闪舌头的勇气洋洋洒洒地再跟着陈哥晃着脑袋念一遍。
US tourist blasts off for
US video game magnate Richard Garriott headed into space aboard a Russian rocket Sunday watched by his father, a NASA astronaut who went into space at the height of the Cold War.The Russian Soyuz TMA-13 spacecraft lifted off in clear weather from the Baikonur Cosmodrome on the Kazakh steppes just after 1:00 pm local time.
A video game developer from Texas, Garriott paid $35 million to fly into space alongside US astronaut Michael Fincke and Russian cosmonaut Yury Lonchakov.
Garriott's father, Owen, watched the blast off through binoculars on an observation platform and Garriott's girlfriend, Kelly Miller, burst into tears. "I am very happy for him. It is one of the things he really wanted to do," Miller said as others opened champagne to celebrate the successful launch.
"I can see he is really enjoying it like a little kid in the candy shop," Miller said.
Space officials said the Soyuz rocket had reached orbit safely and would dock with the International Space Station (ISS) in about two days.
"He made it, he made it into orbit. It is marvellous," said Owen Garriott, a physicist who was selected as an astronaut by NASA for his scientific background. He spent 60 days in space in 1973 and another ten days in 1983.
After 10 days in space Garriott will return to Earth with the ISS's former crew aboard a Soyuz re-entry vehicle, a three-person capsule which has malfunctioned on its last two flights.
In April, a Soyuz capsule landed 420 km off course after explosive bolts failed to detonate before re-entry, sending the craft into a steep descent.
Last year, a Soyuz capsule carrying Malaysia's first astronaut also made a so-called "ballistic" landing, similarly blamed on faulty bolts.
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